Saturday, September 20, 2008

I'm Even More Neurotic Than I Thought...

Okay, I totally stole this from Madame Butterfly, who stole it from Portia da Costa. You're supposed to tag six people, but I'm too lazy *ahem* I meant to say I hate to bug others with trivial stuff.

Six Unspectacular Quirks About Me:

1) I have issues with food--if I have potatoes left over after my meat and veggies are done, it ruins the experience. Likewise, if I'm eating pancakes or a burger, I save the middle for last, and if I'm too full by the time I get to it, I get all annoyed.

2) I am a compulsive self-editor. I can't even toss off an email to my mom without reading it through twice and rearranging my sentences and adding stuff in the middle.

3) I pluck my eyebrows every day, and can't tear my gaze from women whose brows need work--you know the ones. They waxed a month ago, and haven't done any maintenance since. Also, women who bleach their upper lip--helloooo! A blonde mustache is still a mustache!

4) I have worn a skirt exactly twice in the last ten years or so. To weddings. Even though I wore jeans to my own.

5) I hate asking anyone for a favor.

6) The only people I'm really nice to all the time are the ones I don't like.

There you go. Six things you now know about me, but wish you could unlearn.

All right, I'm not quite ready for the men in white coats, but...

9 comments:

Madame Butterfly said...

2)I am a compulsive self-editor.

Yeah, me too. Although of course after sending an email, I see all kinds of mistakes. Argh. I read what I think I wrote when self-editing instead of what I actually wrote.

3) I pluck my eyebrows every day, and can't tear my gaze from women whose brows need work--you know the ones.

Yeah, me. I've never plucked my eyebrows and they probably need it. I could care less though. You'd go insane around me. :)

helloooo! A blonde mustache is still a mustache

I got one word--razor.

4) I have worn a skirt exactly twice in the last ten years or so.

I can't even remember the last time I wore a skirt or dress. Ok, it was Hawaii-2004 and before that '97.

Even though I wore jeans to my own

DH and I got married in black. Black tops and black jeans. All black. But we did have some leis sent from Hawaii which we wore for some tradition and color.

5) I hate asking anyone for a favor.

Me too. Hate it!

6) The only people I'm really nice to all the time are the ones I don't like.

So now the truth comes out. You don't like me. I see. Now it's all become very clear. :P

kirsten saell said...

Yeah, me. I've never plucked my eyebrows and they probably need it. I could care less though. You'd go insane around me. :)

No, not you. I mean those women who you can tell had them professionaly waxed, but then just leave them to grow in. So they have these nice, shapely brows but there's this sparse copse of fresh hairs growing in where they shouldn't be.

So now the truth comes out. You don't like me. I see. Now it's all become very clear. :P

LOL! No, no, online is different than IRL. Teasing and friendly abuse doesn't come across as well on the tubes as they do in person, so I try to be straightforward online. If it would make you feel better, I can start to give you a hard time, maybe badmouth you a little behind your back but in places you're sure to overhear....

LOL

Madame Butterfly said...

maybe badmouth you a little behind your back but in places you're sure to overhear.

Heh, you can do it to my face, er... (computer) LOL

I'm sure I'll be entertained like, umm... someone else entertains me. ;)

December/Stacia said...

Hmm. You're nice to me all the time...

kirsten saell said...

That's because I'm secretly scared crapless of you, D...:D

Seeley deBorn said...

Phew, nice to know I'm not the only one a little afraid of D. ;)

And yeah, you hate me too. But it's not because of my eyebrows. That's a daily event.

kirsten saell said...

Oh, shut the eff up, you bunch of whiners.

There. It's official, I like you. Happy? LOL

laughingwolf said...

must hate me too, k? :P lol

laughingwolf said...

come get your 'heart award'